FWD: Joke to share

友人forward来的一封email。看了后，我笑反啦。。。。哈哈。不敢想像告诉某人说他是proton。。。他会怎样回应我呢？狂笑-ing～～～～～～～～

Q: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Q: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......


Q: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight.
Q: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

Q: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Q: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

Q: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Q: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......

Q: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Q: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

Q: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Q: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

Q: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.
Q: How can you say so?
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.